Friday, June 13, 2008

Don't Mess With the Zohan

Don't mess with the Zohan. Translation: don't go see this movie. Dumb, dumb, dumb. It was choppy, relied on crude humor instead of wittiness, and was generally annoying. Sorry Adam, but if I can prevent anyone from seeing this movie I actually think I will be helping you in the long run, as well as them. Watch Mr. Deeds or The Wedding Singer or anything besides Zohan if you need some more Sandler in your life.
P.S. Aaron, 50 First Dates is not a real Adam Sandler movie. I love you though.

1 comment:

A.M.R. said...

How the writing went for Zohan:

Guy A: This part isn't very funny. We're supposed to be writing a comedy, here.
Guy B: Dude, let's show a crotch.
Guy A: Brilliant. Next scene.
Guy B: Yeah, this scene is moronic. Should we cut it?
Guy A: Maybe.
Guy B: Wait...let's finish it up by zooming in on Zohan's crotch.
Guy A: Hahah! Saved it.
Guy B: So I was thinking we open the next scene with a crotch shot.
Guy A: Best. Comedy. Ever.